So this woman walks into a bike shop. She's just looking for a new bike seat, one that won't give her deadbutt. While she's there, somehow it comes out that she intends to ride all the state bike trails in Wisconsin.
She has no idea what all this entails. But, she said it in front of the guys that hang out in the bike shop, so now she has to do it.
Me and my big mouth. And so the State Bike Trail Project begins: Trail Behind. Each completed trail is one behind me. No "behind" jokes, please.